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October 16 2017

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visavee:

This review of the show Young Sheldon is the only review I need.

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fuckingconversations:

nkfloofiepoof:

redseeker:

deathcomes4u:

peaceheather:

caitlynlynch:

Adding to this because of @illogicalilse‘s tags “ #*steeples fingers in-front of face*#i’ve read fanfiction longer than all of these

“Over 150,000 words = Epic Fanfiction”

Yeah, what do you call 400k?

Insanity

@devcon03 I remember you were wondering about this.

friendly reminder that fanfic authors write full length novels for free, and all most of us ask in return is exposure in the form of recommendations, reblogs, and feedback

Not just full length novels, but full-length BOOK SERIES.

Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stones was 76,944 words.

Eragon was 157k words

The Hobbit was 95,022.words (and yes, those 22 at the end are very important words~)

Anyway, please PLEASE review, comment, and share the fanfictions you like.

These authors are, for free, giving you hours and hours and hours of entertainment.

Thank them.

October 15 2017

When there’s a whole category on YouPorn about it...

I genuinely hate how much we–and by we I mostly mean industry folks, but also anyone with even a passing familiarity with the entertainment biz–are acting so surprised by the the whole Weinstein scandal.

Because we all fucking knew.

If not about Harvey Weinstein specifically, then certainly of the overarching culture that makes his behavior commonplace.

And I fear that this face saving denial and mad rush of righteous condemnation is gonna cripple any real opportunity we might have in affecting change–instead of examining what made everyone so complicit with this behavior in the first place.

showerthoughtsofficial:

At 29, I realized today that sweatbands on your wrists are to wipe your forehead not because your wrists get really sweaty.

claryfightwood:

what is it about kpop that drags people in so successfully like i’ve never seen anyone casually enjoy kpop like i wake up every morning to another mutual lost to kpop their icon, their url, every post on their blog is different it’s like they never even existed as anything else what is happening

scottymouth:

light-leaper:

sanvxrs:

femslashfantasies:

I always wonder, is Tumblr THAT gay or am I just following all the gay people?

listen, i once had a straight friend over and she opened her tumblr and i didn’t even recognize the website i’m not kidding

I think about this a lot

“Everything the light touches is our kingdom.”

“What about that shadowy place?”

“That is straight Tumblr, Simba, you must never go there.”

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queenoftheimps:

burntcopper:

…I’m not seeing anything wrong, per se.

this was great, but the part that’s killing me is Netflix’s follow-up

Keep the Wolves Outside By Living Well by amycarey | chapter 2/12

aimtoothpaste:

An under-qualified nanny. A troubled child. A mysterious, prickly employer. A small town teeming with secrets. A love story. A ghost story.

A Gothic Romance AU.

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October 14 2017

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vivaladivatracy:

When your history professor schools you in front of the entire world.

lisanewcar:

boy: “Are you gonna cum for me?”

me:

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oci-boje-tuge:

kiksic7:

crazyskinnylove:

voguefrance:

spagettinos:

smilebecauseicant:

crotchkat-vantass:

juststrokemyglabella:

2spookysamy:

highonvodka:

themixedbagofspooky:

spoopy-len-in-a-dress:

riningear:

doryishness:

displaced-angel:

ryedragon:

inritum:

reblog and make a wish!


this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)

OH MY FUCKING GOD, IT’S BACK ON MY DASH.

THIS SHIT WORKS OKAY, I AM DEAD SERIOUS.

The last time I saw this on my dash, I didn’t think it would happen, so jokingly I wished I could go to a fun. concert.

AND GUESS WHAT, I WENT TO A FUCKING FUN. CONCERT.

THIS SHIT WORKS, TRY IT.

YOOOOOOO

I SAW THIS ON MY DASH THE OTHER DAY AND THOUGHT “ITS WORTH A TRY” SO I WISHED I COULD GET A 3DS

LITERALLY LIKE 4 DAYS LATER MY DAD SENT ME A PICTURE OF THE 3DS XL HE BOUGHT FOR ME WHILE I WAS AT SCHOOL

IM STILL FREAKING OUT ABOUT THIS

holy fuck, I didn’t expect this to work, I was like psh, whatever it’s just a quick reblog, but I wished my Dad would actually respond back to me AND HE FUCKING DID A FEW DAYS LATER, I GOT A FUCKING TEXT FROM MY DAD TODAY WHO HASN’T SPOKEN OR RESPONDED TO ME IN MONTHS HOLY FUCK WHAT IS THIS MAGIC IT WORKS. 

I WANTED TO SEE MY BOYFRIEND AND I DIDN’T THINK I’D GET DAYS OFF BUT THIS WEEKEND I’M HEADING UP THERE??? THIS IS CRAZY SHIT 

SO LIKE I JOKINGLY WISHED FOR MY OWN LEN KAGAMINE AND THEN LIKE A WEEK LATER I GOT A LEN NENDOROID??? H ELP

WTF OKAY SO THIS SHOT ACTUALLY WORKS BECAUSE WHEN I WISHED, I HAD WISHED MY CRUSH WOULD LIKE ME BACK AND GUESS WHAT? I HAVE A BOYFRIEND NOW. WHAT THE HELLLLL?????

ok I’ve said this before but IM DOING IT AGAIN THE FIRST TIME I SAW THIS, MY WISH DID COME TRUE SO I REBLOGED AGAIN AND SAID IT IN THE TAGS BUT THEN I WISHED FOR SMTH ELSE AND IT LITERALLY LITERALLY HAPPENED LIKE A COUPLE DAYS LATER WHAT THE HELL SO NOW IM WRITING THIS HERE FOR YOU BC I DONT BELIEVE IN THIS CRAP BUT STILL IT’S AN AWFULLY BIG COINCIDENCE

THE BOY I FELL I LOVE WITH LEFT TO TRAVEL THE OTHER SIDE OF THE WORLD AND HAS BEEN GONE NOW FOR 3 MONTHS. WE HAVENT SPOKEN SINCE BECAUSE I DIDNT WANT TO MAKE HIM FEEL TRAPPED TO ME AND NOT ENJOY HIS TIME SO I WAITED FOR HIM TO CONTACT ME FIRST. I SAW THIS ON A PARTICULARLY LOW DAY WHEN I WAS MISSING HIM SO MUCH I CRIED FROM THE PAIN, GUYS I REALLY LOVE HIM, SO I THOUGHT MEH WHAT THE FUCK, AND WISHED HE WOULD JUST LET ME KNOW HE WAS OKAY.

GUYS.

HE FUCKING CALLED ME 20 MINUTES LATER

20 FUCKNG. MINUTES. LATER.

GOOD THINGS DO HAPPEN. AND ITS IN THIS POST.

I wish for someone to leave something in my ask.

OKAY SO I ASKED FOR A HEDGEHOG AND NOW GUESS WHO HAS A PET HEDGEHOG

i really hope my wish comes true

my last two wishes came true, one more couldn’t hurt

SO I WISHED FOR AN IMAC THE LAST TIME I DID THIS AND A WEEK LATER MY MOM SURPRISED ME WITH AN IMAC. HONESTLY SHE DIDNT EVEN KNOW I WANTED ONE, I DIDNT TELL ANYONE, IT WAS AN EARLY XMAS PRESENT. Wow this works

This is AMAZING i wished that I would get into South Korea and I did !!!!!!!!

Opett??

Ljudi radiii, ostvarila seeee!!!!!!

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juicecupswanqueen:

*siiiiiiiiiiigh* WHY is she like this? 💓

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outtagum:

A quarter of a century after leaving Neverland and the stars of Hook have recreated their look to mark the film’s 25th anniversary

umbreeunix:

you ever thing Shepard gets like, mild panic attacks when they encounter a Thresher Maw, and have to suppress the incoming PTSD from when they lost their team on Akuze?

maggiemerc:

adreadfulidea:

antiblackness:

[taps the mic] lesbians who date trans women are lesbians and “lesbians” who date trans men are either actually bisexual or just transphobic

What if a lesbian is dating someone who transitions/comes out during their relationship? It wouldn’t make her less a lesbian, and they wouldn’t necessarily break up. 

[doesn’t tap mic because that’s bad for it, and instead speaks into it clearly] The only person who gets to label someone’s sexual identity is that person themselves.

azriona:

pilgrimkitty:

carolrance:

taurieal:

is there ever that one celebrity that no matter what mood youre in, if you feel like crap you just see a picture of them and you just smile and think “thank you for existing” because they have made your day brighter even if you don’t really know them 

the correct answer is:

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This is the correct answer. Did you know that when she finds out a studio has asked an actress to lose weight she contacts them and yells at them?

I did not know that, but I do remember an interview where she said she keeps her Oscar in her downstairs loo, because that’s the one her guests use, so they can just go use the loo and don’t have to ask if they can hold her Oscar. Plus then they’ve got the mirror so they can practice their acceptance speeches.

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nymre:

Another patreon reward sketch c:

October 13 2017

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agentdarkb0oty:

closet-keys:

Anyone else remember the episode of Courage the Cowardly Dog about a lesbian bunny who escapes her abusive boyfriend and rides off into the night on a train with the love of her life?

I like to think that Kitty and Bunny are still together somewhere in the vast beyond of animation.

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