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June 15 2017

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There’re a lot of rumors about Star Wars.
I know.



I want Terry Crews and Vin Diesel to do a buddy cop movie where they are both secret nerds but they don’t want the other to know. Like Vin Diesel plays D & D on weekends and Terry likes to create epic crossover fan art. Somehow they have to work undercover at Comic Con and for what ever reason I need Daniel Radcliffe to be the villain. 

I’d like to add: not a character played by Dan Radcliffe. Dan Radcliffe, appearing as himself.

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GOD it took me a while to figure out this was supposed to be a bachelorette party banner and not some weird mantra

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ok this is “earring magic ken” who was introduced in 1992 (and discontinued shortly thereafter)

basically mattel had done a survey and discovered that girls didn’t think ken was “cool” enough

SO someone had the bright idea to research coolness by sending people to raves which, at the time, were mostly hosted & attended by gay men. so they went to these raves and took notes on what the fashions were and finally landed on this outfit, mesh shirt & all 

this doll became the best selling ken doll in history, mostly because gay men bought it in droves. (many of them said his necklace was supposed to be a cockring) but mattel and a number of parents weren’t very amused and discontinued the doll 



MAGIC EARRING KEN. This bitch gay as HELL. supposedly the aforementioned rings on him are for “magic earrings” and clip on charms. These charms are advertised as totally COMPLETELY heterosexual, not gay at ALL, see there’s a Barbie that also has Magic Earring Action with clip on charms! Ken wears them to match, because he’s STRAIGHT

Here’s the issue: THERE IS NO MATCHING BARBIE. Magic Earring Ken is out here straight up wearing cock rings on his jacket with a thinly devised advertising ploy to make it SEEM not-gay. But it’s DEFINITELY GAY.
(And if you’re thinking, why cock rings? Well way back in 1992 gay culture was HUGE on wearing cock rings, it was the in-style. Everyone who was gay wore one, even women; you sewed them to your leather jacket, and the placement indicated some of your sexual preference. In case you were wondering, Ken is a Bottom.)

AND IT GETS BETTER. Magic Earring Ken was on the shelves for six weeks before they pulled him. In that short amount of time? Magic Earring Ken became the BEST SELLING Barbie Doll Mattel has EVER SOLD.
LET THAT SINK IN. SIX WEEKS. And now every time these wheezy old hetero windbag execs go to look at their sales board, they’re forever haunted by Magic Earring Ken at the top of their charts.

Gay as hell, Cock Ring Bottom Ken, the Best Selling Mattel Doll.



White women really need to stop writing fics and making graphics and art about interracial f/f ships in which the visibly brown or black woman in the ship serves as the “knight” or “lionheart” for the white woman who’s portrayed as the “queen” or “princess”. You all are being transparent and gross as hell. For once, consider how lbpq women of color are already painted as angry and brutal. Consider how lbpq women of color aren’t allowed to be soft or vulnerable or sensitive. Consider that they can’t be romantically or sexually autonomous without being fetishized by the male gaze and the white, colonial gaze, especially if they’re trans. Consider that the next time you begin outlining an AU or storyline in which the woman of color is the knight for her white savior princess. 

Please stop telling me to @ a specific fandom or that I forgot to mention a specific ship. This is about the way all white wlw fans consume interracial w/w ships that involve a white woman and a woman of color, whether those ships are canon are not. 

June 14 2017

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this is just the silliest thing ever, the POPE gave the president a science essay 👀

The POPE has a degree in Chemistry. He is living proof that science and religion are not at odds with one another.



Uptown funk would’ve made it onto the shrek soundtrack

that’s the truest statement i’ve ever read

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Personal growth becomes so addictive once you realize that it’s always possible to improve your experience of being.

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Excuse me while I die of laughter

The thing is, I’m more than half expecting this to show up in his Amazon catalog within the next couple of weeks.

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them sheer lace bras wit the titty peekin thru

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“And what love can do, that dares love attempt; Therefore thy kinsmen are no threat to me.”
- Still A Rose

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They paint the world full of shadows and then tell their children to stay close to the light.
Their light. Their reasons, their judgments.
Because in the darkness, there be dragons.
But it isn’t true.

Know no shame

Happy Pride! :)


Erik: *kicks down the palace door* KNOCK KNOCK clock ticks life away and it’s Killmonger Time now. Here to monger some goDDAmN kills. say goodb-

T'Challa: *plunging neckline, broad shoulders, sharp cheekbones, dazzling smile, gentle voice, soulful eyes*

Erik: Oh shit I fucked up I fucked up I fu–

My grandmother once told me, ‘Relationships are work, honey, and they aren’t 50/50. Some days when I get up I only feel like giving 10%, then your granddaddy has to give 90% that day. But there is always 100% love.‘
Leigh Ann Lunsford
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